This brilliant motorcycle/drum kit creation was designed and constructed by Alexander Ishutin, a motorcycle enthusiast who resides in Moscow, Russia. I’m not certain this mode of transportation would be considered “street legal” in the United States. Though, Alexander’s cycle looks like a pretty sweet way to carpool and make a long commute more interesting.
To help you hone your “clever riposte” skills, consider commenting on this video as follows…
- “Look honey, there goes three future organ donors.”
- “Motorcycle bands in your rearview mirror may be closer than they appear.”
- “I’m going to let you finish, but first, I just have to say that Erik Estrada was the best motorcyclist ever.”
- “The reason I had to pull you over is because you are supposed to use the left lane for passing motorcycle bands in the center lane.”
- “If Ari Gold were your agent you wouldn’t be playing ___ venues like freeways at noon in the middle of Moscow.”
- “So, I’ve talked to my manager, and if you buy this motorcycle to-day, we can throw in a free upgrade from Sirius satellite radio to this totally awesome free Russian cover band.”
- “Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? NO!”
- “Um, fellas, I’m sorry to tell you this, but, you lost your bass guitarist two exits ago.”
- “Ok, new movie idea. This summer, Chopper Hustle: Thumps of Love. It’s Speed meets Easy Rider meets Night at the Roxbury.”
- “Play Free Bird!”