Brilliant Russian motorcycle rock band

This brilliant motorcycle/drum kit creation was designed and constructed by Alexander Ishutin, a motorcycle enthusiast who resides in Moscow, Russia. I’m not certain this mode of transportation would be considered “street legal” in the United States. Though, Alexander’s cycle looks like a pretty sweet way to carpool and make a long commute more interesting.

To help you hone your “clever riposte” skills, consider commenting on this video as follows…

  1. “Look honey, there goes three future organ donors.”
  2. “Motorcycle bands in your rearview mirror may be closer than they appear.”
  3. “I’m going to let you finish, but first, I just have to say that Erik Estrada was the best motorcyclist ever.”
  4. “The reason I had to pull you over is because you are supposed to use the left lane for passing motorcycle bands in the center lane.”
  5. “If Ari Gold were your agent you wouldn’t be playing ___ venues like freeways at noon in the middle of Moscow.”
  6. “So, I’ve talked to my manager, and if you buy this motorcycle to-day, we can throw in a free upgrade from Sirius satellite radio to this totally awesome free Russian cover band.”
  7. “Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? NO!”
  8. “Um, fellas, I’m sorry to tell you this, but, you lost your bass guitarist two exits ago.”
  9. “Ok, new movie idea. This summer, Chopper Hustle: Thumps of Love. It’s Speed meets Easy Rider meets Night at the Roxbury.”
  10. “Play Free Bird!”